i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce


I find out my roommate at the end of July. There are 3 fucking days left of July. Help me, the anticipation is taking over.



My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

Wow, flights to Vancouver are outrageously expensive, and if I drove there, I’d end up needing about $400 for gas, so I guess that’s never going to happen.